Dear Sun chip,
I am writing this will salt, which may fall of as i send you it. You see, sun chip, (actually, you can't see: there is nothing to see) i have found a jar of pepper, and each peice is talking, and i only can listen to one pepper grind at a time. I need your help, sun chips, to bring some more potable ears for me...NOW, PLEASE! Sincerely, Juanita chip.
My note, of course, may have not been usefull, and i do not think it was, because later, Sun chips wrote back and said; Dear Juanita chip,
I am afraid i have no potable ears. I am much more wise than you, you don't even know there is no such thing as potable ears. I will see you in a day, and teach you. You have a lot to learn. From, Sun chip.
I think i will take a break from Sun chip, who says he is much more "wiser" than dear ol' me. I think i'll hide. Hey, i'm smarter than i think i am! i think. I hop on my point off the counter, towrd a room, but then i freeze and fall down. There is somebody in the room. I help myself up and hop to another room. The walls are pink, the bed is pink, come to think of it, everything is pink! I go in the pink room. "Guakkkkk!" I say. I have not seen such a girlyish room. I hide in the closet, and admire everything. Even the clothes are pink. Even the shades are pink! "Ahh! I know just what i'm going to do!" I say. I go out of the room and up on the counter again. I am going to teach sun chip about the girl's room. I am going to teach him about the color pink! I think. Just then, the dad comes into the kitchen, and says, "Oh, a chip, hmm!" and eats me. All my memories, plans...are down the drain! i think. Sun chip will never see me again. Oh, no! I suddenly die. Bye! World! I think as i die and get chewed.
Later, the next day, Sun chip came, and couldn't find me, so went back to his home and wrote me a letter, but i never wrote back, so he figured i was dead. A month later, sun chip got eaten, too.
The end
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